GAFINKAFISH™: the empty words that have no impact on the listener/interviewer/resume reader/blind date (words for bottom feeders)
GUGGLE-A-MOOGLE: the confluence of an unnamed Eastern European river and the Ganges where a warm milk, honey and butter mixture (cinnamon optional) was concocted to relieve whatever ails you; the reason Paula credits her mother, Goody, with founding Google
ILLJUBYPUI: Are you kidding? Who do you think you are? Originated in Strasbourg, France
INSERATA: a romantic interlude with spouse in (but not limited to) Montreal, après shoe shopping
KINDERLOCH: children in or near a Scottish lake
PARENTAMENTOR: a person old and wise enough to parent and add objective value (person may or may not be a parent)
PENUCHY: penurious or petty
PRE-LINQUEDINCUS: a species of woman who has been successfully collecting data in her brain for 60 years without electronic interference
RESADVISER: a visionary who advises others on resumes and presentations
SKRAMFFUNK™: the place in cyberspace where poorly written resumes go
VIGIONARY: a visionary who is generous of spirit (originated to describe Larry DeParis, former CEO of Escada)